chrisbarryrocks

The thing about Chris Barry is that he ROCKS SO MUCH ASS HARDCORE ALL NIGHT. You see, unlike most of us, Chris was BORN with cool. Most of us have to live with the fact we're inherently uncool, and don't rock. Chris Barry, however (much like with the Virgin Mary), was born through some "immaculation" that immediately imbued him with cool. Wow, man. Wow.